This week had its events.......I will start at our
really lame Qito (sport) There was only 4 of us, and it was no-contest..... We
had no fun with it. After which we were at our new investigators house. They
made us pie and dinner. Well, while there we went through our food. Of course, I
pounded through it faster than E. Johnson. Well, just before eating a member
called and asked if we could run to the hospital to give a blessing...... We
asked if she could call the Hindi Elders cause we were pre-occupied, but she
insisted we call. Well, we called them and gave them the info, but they reworked the
hospital entrance, so they called me to ask where the door was, but I didn't
know they reworked it......
Well, they figured that out, so we ate food. Well, E. Johnson
randomly came out and asked if he could step outside for a phone call. He
walked outside, and came back in to tell me what really happened. He went out
to puke. He puked 4 times.
The next day was mission tour. Elder Halleck of the Quorum
of the 70 came to speak to us. We had just an open discussion session. It was
awesome. I loved it. I will probably save what happened there for when I come
home 16 ish months from now.
As the week went on we went to a settlement called Vunato for a return visit. Well, there was no male in the house again, so we left. As
we were leaving, this lady and this girl that saw us pass stopped us to
ask about our church. After giving them a pamphlet, we heard the girl in
the house yell, "Uro levu" which by translation would be super
sexy......
That was not the end. We cut through the next settlement to
get to our appointment faster. Well, as we entered, there was a girl in the tete
on the left, 2 girls on the porch, and one behind us walking. They started to
try and flirt, so we walked away a bit faster. We were walking through the
middle when we passed a house with 8 girls on the porch. Also on the porch was
this 12-year-old kid we had met while he rode his bike a week back. He started
to talk to us (fijian) then as we were about to leave, he said E. Johnson was
Kai Bua. So then the girls were falling all over themselves so we turned yelling to
each other lako lako lako! (lako=go) As we walked to the next place, E. Johnson
turns and says," Man, I am questioning President on putting 2 skuxes
together." hahhaha. We have some funny moments. We end up running from settlement to
settlement avoiding the girls.
Later, we had the 1 liter challenge, but somewhere along the
way it became the 2 liter challenge. We each bought 2 liters of ice cream
and had a race. Well, from the picture you can see I dominated!!! No one else
finished. It was done in 15 minutes!
There are so many funny moments this week, like speaking Hindi
(or the very little we know) at the Rameshwars, which lead to Sunday with a
very embarrassing moment. Bro Rameshwar grabbed one of the YSA girls, turned to
E. Johnson and said," Tum mangta?" which in Hindi that is: you
want? She was embarrassed, and we had a good laugh. Bro. Rameshwar really
wants him to marry an Indian girl. hhahahaha.
Until next time!
1. 2 liter challenge
2. Walking into the distance
This is Steve.
Notice how Steve is now down in the
gutter.....
Don't be like Steve,
cause being in the gutter is no fun!
